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GPA Slut 

One who will do anything to raise their GPA.

How to spot a GPA slut:

1. Excessive use of markers to make stupid signs to attract male GPA sluts (GPA gigolos) and/or teachers.

2. An inexplicable lack of opinions, usually linked to complacency, fear of conflict, and an absence of anything resembling independent judgment skills.

3. A "we'll accept you if you're smart enough" attitude that quickly turns into snobbery as soon as the GPA slut has been outsmarted by someone thought to be "inferior."
She draws ugly shit with markers and brags about her straight A's, but when she meets someone truly smart and free-thinking, she acts like they are mentally challenged. What a GPA slut.
GPA Slut by The Three Huxtabitches December 9, 2008
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The Superstar GPA 

A GPA circa 2.8-3.3, which allows for superstars to excel socially due to executing, at the very most, an above average effort in the classroom. While the GPA alone will not land one an I-banking job fresh out of college, it is not a GPA that will completely hinder one from pursuing his/her desired career.
-"Yes! I got a 4.0 this semester! All those nights staying in and studying really paid off!"
-"Pssh 4.0s are for nerds. Its all about lockin' down The Superstar GPA and goin' hard all semester."
The Superstar GPA by Alex Moran September 19, 2012
The increased urgency of an impending bathroom emergency, the closer one's ass gets to the the toilet.
I had Taco Bell today and barely made it home. My GPass went off and by the time I made it to the front door my pants were at my ankles!
GPass by Beansouper January 1, 2012

gpassing 

The retarded fucking mentality in the COD sniping community that is defined as not killing other snipers in the lobby because of “respect”. This usually occurs in the dogshit game known as Call of Duty: WWII, and is a big chunk of the arguments on COD twitter.
Dweeb: Why the fuck did you kill me? We’re Gpassing moron.

Chad: Who cares? It’s literally COD, if I get in your lobby, I’m going to kill you like I do everyone else. Stop bitching and play the game.
gpassing by jrnagaeage71 July 10, 2022
a tracking device that some parents put in their children at birth so that they know where their kids are when theyre teens. it usually renders the child friendless.
The whole party got busted after my parents found me by using GPAss
GPAss by racebyrne May 31, 2009
The truth is the truth and the devil is a lie. You either got it or you don’t.
You know who’s got a Gpass? We do!
Gpass by SpenTmoney July 20, 2022
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