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GPA Slut 

One who will do anything to raise their GPA.

How to spot a GPA slut:

1. Excessive use of markers to make stupid signs to attract male GPA sluts (GPA gigolos) and/or teachers.

2. An inexplicable lack of opinions, usually linked to complacency, fear of conflict, and an absence of anything resembling independent judgment skills.

3. A "we'll accept you if you're smart enough" attitude that quickly turns into snobbery as soon as the GPA slut has been outsmarted by someone thought to be "inferior."
She draws ugly shit with markers and brags about her straight A's, but when she meets someone truly smart and free-thinking, she acts like they are mentally challenged. What a GPA slut.
GPA Slut by The Three Huxtabitches December 9, 2008
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The Superstar GPA 

A GPA circa 2.8-3.3, which allows for superstars to excel socially due to executing, at the very most, an above average effort in the classroom. While the GPA alone will not land one an I-banking job fresh out of college, it is not a GPA that will completely hinder one from pursuing his/her desired career.
-"Yes! I got a 4.0 this semester! All those nights staying in and studying really paid off!"
-"Pssh 4.0s are for nerds. Its all about lockin' down The Superstar GPA and goin' hard all semester."
The Superstar GPA by Alex Moran September 19, 2012
The increased urgency of an impending bathroom emergency, the closer one's ass gets to the the toilet.
I had Taco Bell today and barely made it home. My GPass went off and by the time I made it to the front door my pants were at my ankles!
GPass by Beansouper January 1, 2012

gpassing 

The retarded fucking mentality in the COD sniping community that is defined as not killing other snipers in the lobby because of “respect”. This usually occurs in the dogshit game known as Call of Duty: WWII, and is a big chunk of the arguments on COD twitter.
Dweeb: Why the fuck did you kill me? We’re Gpassing moron.

Chad: Who cares? It’s literally COD, if I get in your lobby, I’m going to kill you like I do everyone else. Stop bitching and play the game.
gpassing by jrnagaeage71 July 10, 2022
a tracking device that some parents put in their children at birth so that they know where their kids are when theyre teens. it usually renders the child friendless.
The whole party got busted after my parents found me by using GPAss
GPAss by racebyrne May 31, 2009
The truth is the truth and the devil is a lie. You either got it or you don’t.
You know who’s got a Gpass? We do!
Gpass by SpenTmoney July 20, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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