GPass

The increased urgency of an impending bathroom emergency, the closer one's ass gets to the the toilet.

I had Taco Bell today and barely made it home. My GPass went off and by the time I made it to the front door my pants were at my ankles!

by Beansouper January 1, 2012

GPAss

a tracking device that some parents put in their children at birth so that they know where their kids are when theyre teens. it usually renders the child friendless.

The whole party got busted after my parents found me by using GPAss

by racebyrne May 31, 2009

Gpass

The truth is the truth and the devil is a lie. You either got it or you don’t.

You know who’s got a Gpass? We do!

by SpenTmoney July 20, 2022

fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Three point glasses

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013

liberal glasses

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

whine glass

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018