god knows

something perverted

what the hell are you doing
god knows

by loklokloklok.lokdirk March 21, 2020

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.

What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021

God-knows-where

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story

Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"

by Emmerson Bigguns April 2, 2006

say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen

boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS

by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

knowledge god

Cocaine - as in kilograms (kg) of coke, the standard unit of measurement for cocaine. Derived from the Supreme Alphabet and the abbreviation 'kg' Knowledge God. Popularized by Raekwon on the first track of his debut solo album 'Only Built for Cuban Linx.'

"What's today's Mathematics son? Knowledge God." - Raekwon the Chef

by Allah Shabazz March 20, 2014