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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
"That tube is god knows how long."

God Knows I Tried 

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

God-knows-where 

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"

say god knows 

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen
say god knows by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

God Only Knows 

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.
Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."
God Only Knows by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

knowledge god 

Cocaine - as in kilograms (kg) of coke, the standard unit of measurement for cocaine. Derived from the Supreme Alphabet and the abbreviation 'kg' Knowledge God. Popularized by Raekwon on the first track of his debut solo album 'Only Built for Cuban Linx.'
"What's today's Mathematics son? Knowledge God." - Raekwon the Chef
knowledge god by Allah Shabazz March 20, 2014
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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