titty69muncher's definitions

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Weezer

Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.

I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

The Rolling Stones

Undoubtably the greatest clothing brand.

Aside from The Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Pink Floyd are popular brands also.

by titty69muncher September 8, 2024

S.F. Sorrow

"S.F. Sorrow" by The Pretty Things is an album written about the circle-of-life of an ordinary WWII veteran - from birth through love to his inevitable delusion. Originally intended to be called "Sergeant Sorrow", it was influenced by a chronicle of short stories written by composer Phil May.

Despite limited media coverage and relatively poor sales, "S.F. Sorrow" is remarked as the world's first rock opera and greatly inspired The Who's "Tommy."

Person 1: "Have you heard about S.F. Sorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love that album!"

by titty69muncher July 10, 2024

Drowse

An absolute eargasm - Roger Taylor's best song and a beautiful testament to his skills. Be it the genius arrangements (I can listen to the instrumental alone on loop, without boring out), poignant / introspective lyrics ("There's all the more reasons for living and dying / when you're young and your troubles are all very small"), and more impressively, the seamless octave-low jump between chorus and bridge that brings out the best in two worlds. Roger, I repeat, does not receive enough credit as a vocalist. Probably the most beautiful thing Queen - hell, any band - has ever done.

Person 1: "Have you heard Drowse - Queen?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I love that song!"

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024

Rogerina Taylor

Rogerina is the name given to Roger Taylor's alter-ego in British rock band Queen's "I Want To Break Free" music video. (S)he has been constantly getting people confused about their sexuality since 1984.

Men who claim to be straight after laying their eyes about Rogerina are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

My friend (sometime in 2023): "Fuckit - I'll go bi for Rogerina Taylor."

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024