The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.
"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"
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Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus
"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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E

1. The alternative for "I don't know how to answer this question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying something completely nonsensical and unrelated to the question."

2. A m e m e .

3. The 5th letter in the english alphabet.
1. Person 1: "Wanna have s*x?"
Person 2: "E."

2. "Markiplier is E god."

3. "a, b, c, d, E, f, g!"
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:DC

An emoticon for when you're trying to be happy, but you are sad in the inside.
Also can be used as a smiley with a chin.
Use 1: Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothing. :DC"

Use 2: Person 1: "You have a long chin."
Person 2: "I know. :DC"
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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
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Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.
"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."
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Another variation of :Q. Also :Ş, but ... yeah. This is basically a suprised drooling face. Can be also sad drooling face.
Use 1: Person 1: "Did you do your work today?"
Person 2: "There was work? :Ç"

Use 2: "Don't have the feeling to do my homework today. Idk why. :Ç"
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