Definitions by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

ARG 

aHR0cHM6Ly9jcnlwdHVtLWludmVzdGlnYXRpb24uZmFuZG9tLmNvbS93aWtpCkl0IHdpbGwgIGdhaW4gcG93ZXIgYXMgeW91IGZhaWwuLi4=

Definitely no ARG here...

ARG by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName May 27, 2021

G 

Kinda like GG, but less impressively.

Someone: "Beats an easy obby on Roblox"
Everyone: "G"

G by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021

How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

How did you get this answer? by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021

Scientific name of pineapple 

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Scientific name of pineapple by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

E 

1. The alternative for "I don't know how to answer this question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying something completely nonsensical and unrelated to the question."

2. A m e m e .

3. The 5th letter in the english alphabet.

1. Person 1: "Wanna have s*x?"
Person 2: "E."

2. "Markiplier is E god."

3. "a, b, c, d, E, f, g!"

E by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 1, 2021

qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm 

Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.

"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."

qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021