God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 02, 2021

qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm

Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.

"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021

:Ç

Another variation of :Q. Also :Ş, but ... yeah. This is basically a suprised drooling face. Can be also sad drooling face.

Use 1: Person 1: "Did you do your work today?"
Person 2: "There was work? :Ç"

Use 2: "Don't have the feeling to do my homework today. Idk why. :Ç"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 04, 2021

E

1. The alternative for "I don't know how to answer this question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying something completely nonsensical and unrelated to the question."

2. A m e m e .

3. The 5th letter in the english alphabet.

1. Person 1: "Wanna have s*x?"
Person 2: "E."

2. "Markiplier is E god."

3. "a, b, c, d, E, f, g!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 01, 2021

:DC

An emoticon for when you're trying to be happy, but you are sad in the inside.
Also can be used as a smiley with a chin.

Use 1: Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothing. :DC"

Use 2: Person 1: "You have a long chin."
Person 2: "I know. :DC"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 02, 2021

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

PacM̬̦̩̹̌͢a̪͓̮̼͍̗͑̿ͫn̛̥͈ͅ?

Do not speak about the creepy ROM.

"Um, I just discovered this game called PacM̬̦̩̹̌͢a̪͓̮̼͍̗͑̿ͫn̛̥͈ͅ?. It's creepy."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName February 28, 2021