Geftard 

Geftard has the coldest eyes you've ever seen, a smile reeking of wickedness in hope to lure teenage girls. He has long hair, a beard and wears clothes from the thrift shop. He has more acne than a teenage boy, his swelling head compliments his ego but not his intellect. Geftard is like a cobra seeking it's prey, he may fool the young and vulnerable but not the quick-witted, street wise who can see right throught him. A superiority satire matches his appearance, manipulates and plans to get his end with no lack of empathy and no sense of remorse. He may strive for a position of power but his ignorant authoritarian behaivour will fail in every attempt. Geftard is purposefully manipulative in a relationship and his umbrelling guardedness uncovers his true motives and draws criticism.

Geftard will lead you to believe he wants the best for you through his so called unwanted knowledge. Often, you learn

via regret, but a girl attempting a relationship with Geftard should listen to the wise especially where your psychological state is of concern.

Geftard by Auroras friend May 29, 2018

geotard 

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

geetard 

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

geetard by EAG January 15, 2007

geotardation 

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

geotardation by lungfluke October 27, 2008

gektard 

generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.

"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"

gektard by MadGeek February 8, 2010

Giftard 

a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.

headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!

Giftard by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011