Skip to main content

GERMATTIC

to be overly German and dramatic at the same time....
"that bitch was being overly Germattic, i felt like a jew in Auschwitz."
by Badger1420 May 27, 2013
mugGet the GERMATTIC mug.

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
mugGet the geriatric-mandering mug.

Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
mugGet the Geriatric Profanity Disorder mug.

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.
What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?
by gator13 December 19, 2010
mugGet the Geriatric mug.

geriatric X

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).
My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.
by brbbri December 14, 2008
mugGet the geriatric X mug.

Germafrican

Someone who is half German and half black.
Blank is a germafrican since his mother is black and his father is german
by 123321 August 1, 2004
mugGet the Germafrican mug.

Germatino

A German mixed with a Latino. A strong crazy dude.
Jose and Awafabi: Yo what's up!
Germatino: Wie geht's fools!
by Idklol09 September 24, 2019
mugGet the Germatino mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email