geenus

A man's gut distended, bloated, and basically so large said man cannot see his own penis looking down.

Big Jim bode farewell to his junk. Then he flopped his geenus on the buffet table, and began to root through the sausage gravy tray determined to get his 6.99 worth.

geenus by grundalph the brown February 27, 2010

Geesus 

Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity

Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus

Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017

Geesus 

The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.

Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016

r/GenUsa 

A subreddit fueled by tankie tears.

R/GenUsa is THE most based place on the internet

r/GenUsa by BasedMan69696969 March 8, 2022

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

GenUSA 

r/GenZedong but based

Michael: I’m so tired of r/GenZedong denying genocides and defending imperialism, thank god for GenUSA.

GenUSA by BigBlackBastard March 17, 2022

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)

"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"

geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017