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a person or thing that is completely uncool
freshmen are such geats!
geat by jfhalfref December 9, 2008
Related Words
geats • Geatland • Geattress • Geatan • Geatchy • Geater • geatet • geatos • Geaton • Geature
Classic prank: the act of grabbing someone's dick, quickly scraping out the smegma and smearing it on the person's face.
"He had his geating coming"
"That bastard Nicodemus led me into an ambush to geat me"
"Don't keep your place? That's a geatin"
Geat by itsthegeatohoh December 20, 2012

The Geat 

A disease that cannot be given or taken away. The Geat is not only IN all things, but it makes UP all things. It makes the world known and unknown. People who have The Geat are unquestionably superior to the rest of mankind, but because they have The Geat they cannot really be compared. A person who obtains The Geat is also able to shoot invisible poison darts at a moment's notice, which can prove deadly to anyone who dares cross their path. The Geat is to remain unquestioned and treasured above all things material. The Geat; if you have to ask, you'll never know.
"He has The Geat, don't mess with him."

-"Marie is the obvious choice for the leading role."
-"What? No way, Christy's much better!"
-"No way, man....Marie's got.....The Geat." o_O
The Geat by MarFisch March 5, 2011
The word geatchy can be used as a synonym for words like lame, weird, extra, Buford, therm, etc..
“Folks ass geatchy as hell!”
“Geatchy ass niggas!”
Geatchy by Abd fan April 13, 2020

Geatland 

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.
And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.
Geatland by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

Geatland 

Geatland is the limbo one finds oneself in when in a relationship but also not in a relationship; i.e. hookup-buddies
Kayla? Yeah she’s in Geatland with Peter right now. They say they don’t like labels but they’re clearly hooking up on the side.
Geatland by hnorm August 6, 2018
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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