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An acronym for "God Damn Internet Porn Masturbater" One of these is usually an asshole to everyone around them and usually can't wait until they can get home and masturbate to internet porn
Girl: OMG! You're such a GDIPM!

Guy: I know, right?

Girl: Wait, what?
GDIPM by orrod da gansta May 14, 2009
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God Damn Its Monday, because you know you really hate them.

Contrary to TGIF.
"Wake up Chris! Weekend is over, got to go to work!"
"Oh noooo.. GDIM!"
GDIM by Estepario February 18, 2009
Related Words
GDIPM GDIM gripmaxing gdime Gdimtm GDISM gipmals gnipmuh gripmas Gripme
cartman inspired...when GDI doesn't express your feelings, add the SM.

GDISM, what the hell happend to the stock market?
GDISM by tznnmp August 13, 2011
Acronym for "God Damned It's Monday"
Used to express discontent in knowing that another work week has begun.
GDIM, I guess it's time for me to get back to the old folks' home and wipe their buttoms for a hourly wage of four dollars.
GDIM by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006
hey look at that fucking gipmals over there suckin dick and blowing coke.
gipmals by Jimmy Clean January 17, 2008
On the day after Christmas, every female temporarily hoes out and are ranked based on their grip strength when giving hand jobs. In order to get a tuggie on Gripmas, simply wish a woman a merry Gripmas.
“Dude I’m so excited for Gripmas this year”

“No way man, last year Vanessa almost yanked my dick clean off”
gripmas by Jahomie December 25, 2022
"Gripme" a fraze used by people in school who want their friend to grab their balls.
"Oi bruv, gripme"
"k"
Gripme by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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