Pronounced; gang-olo-gist
The study of gangus person or persons. A gangologist must be an expert at spotting gangus people from a distance and warn others before it is to late. Gangologist also prevent the spread of gangitus.
gangologist 1: code red at 9 o'clock, over-weight female waring a mini-skirt
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.