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Ghonasyphaherpilaids

n (gone-a-siff-a-her-pa-laids)

having managed to get gonnerhea, syphillis, herpies and aids ALL AT ONCE.

Usually gotten by a skank or whore. People who have this have usually slept with at least 130 people.
(me: EWW!)
Jacob: Dude is it true ur interested in Katie?
Tim: Yah
Jacob: dude no! she's a skank! she's got Ghonasyphaherpilaids!
Tim: *runs far away as fast as he can*

gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

The rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases, Ghonoria, Syphalis, Herpes, and the ever popular AIDS. Also referred to as the jackpot, GhonasyphaherpalAIDS has become a growing problem in some urban populations. GhonasyphaherpalAIDS can be contracted at most social functions and has recently found a new home in the college populations of America. The best way to avoid contracting GonasyphaherpalAIDS is to practice abstinance.
I Really wanted to go home with that chick, but my boy told me that she had GonasyphaherpalAIDS, so i thought better about it.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by Pappa Horace November 30, 2007

ghonasyphaherpilaids

The uber STD. There is no cure. You're insides liquefy and are expelled trough every available orifice.
You'd better be careful, sleeping w/ women from McDonald County, you'll end up w/ ghonasyphaherpilaids.

gonasyphaherpalaids 

having every std known to man, your mom might have this, an insult if used correctly
you have gonasyphaherpalaids you filthy whore im not paying for sex.

gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

A combination of every sexually transmitted disease you can get.
After coming out of Brazil's Centauros cathouse, covered in the bordello's bedsheet, it was determined Justin Bieber had contracted gonasyphaherpalAIDS.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by G-Wozzle November 5, 2013

gonasyphaherpalaids 

a term describing the disgusting untreatable STD you get from sleeping with a really trashy partner, also known as instant death.
Dude you didnt sleep with her she has the gonasyphaherpalaids...
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