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i.g.t.s. 

i.g.t.s. is the acronym for Involuntary Groin Thrusting Syndrome (a sudden burst of humping convulsions), it is not actually involuntary but is in fact done for a good laugh in public places. best if used on random people because then you can then explain that you have a disease and get away with humping ridiculously beautiful women or you can piss off ridiculously stupid looking guys.
man: (i.g.t.s.'s his friend next to him)
random person: "dude, stop that"
man: sorry, i have i.g.t.s.
i.g.t.s. by joram livengood March 27, 2007

Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.) 

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started
1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)
G.T.S.. Google That Shit! When someone doesn’t know anything about a subject, but grabs their phone and suddenly becomes an expert… They G.T.S!
G.T.S by OG WEASEL October 21, 2023
What fuzzy frogs!? Ohh man you gotta G.T.S.
G.T.S. by Luluzee April 22, 2011
So L.M.G.T.S--we're over?
Yep. We're done.
L.M.G.T.S by Jeanine Albert April 3, 2008
Abbreviation for "good times". Is usually said between friends thinking about the past.
Remember that time we gangbanged that girl and ended up getting her pregnant and we could never figure out whos kids it was? G.T.s man....G.T.s.
G.T.s by scott January 30, 2004