G.M.T 

G= Give
M= Me
T= That

Givveee me thatt!

"yo look at that dank."

and that high nigga says "G.M.T puss!"

G.M.T by that Dank November 6, 2010

G.M.T 

An abbreviation of Gambian Maybe Time. Refers to the system of time used by Gambian drug dealers. This system operates through a synthesis of optimistic time keeping and sheer apathy towards the customer. Although a precise written system is difficult to establish due to the complex nature of G.M.T, there are conventional assumptions usually made about the Gambians estimation. Five minutes is usually interpreted as twenty minutes and multiplied accordingly. However, this system is unreliable as G.M.T varies by environment, weather, micro-climate, lunar alignment, location and must importantly, the amount of money that is to change hands. Rare cases have been noted where Gambians have travelled vast distances in times thought impossible for human beings when asked to supply over 1OZ.

"How long did Horus say"?

"Half an Hour"

"Okay, G.M.T"?
"Aye"
"Let's catch a film".

G.M.T by Anoomalyman December 24, 2012

G.M.T. 

The most elite organization ever. Stands for Guys with Mully Tools. The members are the most suave, debonair, badass guys ever. They know how to treat the ladies and everything they do is slick.

"He is so sweet and awesome," she thought. "He should roll with G.M.T."

G.M.T. by The Josh's April 15, 2005

G.M.T.D 

"give me that dick"

hot girl in bed give me that dick, excited guy "G.M.T.D

G.M.T.D by the a&c mover April 10, 2010

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

M.G.M.T. 

An abbreviation of "My Giant Moose Tits".

Person 1: Hey you got a favorite band?
Person 2: Yea my fav band is M.G.M.T.

M.G.M.T. by anonymous September 8, 2020

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world

Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W by The real G MANS February 23, 2021