G’wed

The definition of a dirty scouse cunt. Normally a Everton fan.

“Oh look at the G’wed over there”

by GuernseybiggestG’wed February 9, 2024

G-Wedgie

When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!

Ouch, sh*t l can't move until l pull out this G-Wedgie!!

by Beejay2 November 22, 2009

Gwed

Liverpool slang for 'go ahead'.

Person 1: you going round the maccies lad?

Person 2: yeah gwed, i'm starving

by SomeCluelessScouser April 18, 2018

gwed

A scouse way of saying 'go ahead'.

Chav 1: Ey lad, you comin to get my lemo with me?
Chav 2: yeah, gwed!

by gwedlad July 12, 2017

gwedlington

A name for a shape of penis that is the opposite of a choad. It can range anywhere from normal size to excessively long and thin.

John's gwedlington was long and thin, like a plant that had been left in a dark cupboard for an extended period of time.

by Matt Goddard December 25, 2007

GWEDDING

noun
1.the act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials. but more fabulous
2.the anniversary of a fantastically organized & immaculate marriage, or its celebration:

They invited guests to their silver gwedding, where Liza Mineli materialized to perform "Single Ladies".

by Anarchala July 12, 2013

gwedge

noun: A human being of any age that eats until he or she passes out or falls into a food coma. Also someone who eats uncontrollably.
verb: to eat uncontrollably or to eat until passing out or falling into a food coma; to eat a large amount in one sitting

She's such a gwedge - don't invite her to the party or she'll eat all your food. (noun usage)
I'm so hungry I could die - I might as well go home and gwedge myself into a coma. (verb usage)

by Timogen February 3, 2010