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Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.
Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014
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gözde is a beautiful girl name most from Turkey ors USA.Everybody want to have her body and her beautiful face and her hair.She is a natural beauty.She is very kind and smart . Every boy wants to have a date with gözde.
A:Omg soo a hot and beautiful girl!
B:Yes,she is such a gözde!
gözde by Justhee January 8, 2019
Gozde is a name you wont probably hear often. Gozde is a brave girl with a amazing smile that will light up someones life, she has a clean heart she is a joyfulness girl shes funny shes kind to so many people around her but she does not be nice to people that doesnt deserve to be nice.
Gozde is such a amazing person
Gozde by Clare james November 23, 2016

Goldemort 

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.
Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."
Goldemort by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010
The most wonderful savage gorgeous smart ass bitch girl in the universe.
Keep calm and be like me Gözde
gözde by eye.de March 7, 2018
Gözde is one of the most amazing, intelligent, and beautiful woman you will ever meet and whoever gets to share her company is extremely blessed. She is very sweet and caring, but can also be very stubborn at times due to her hard work ethic. She is very ambitious and also an achiever and will always work hard to reach her goals, especially in academia. She has a very fierce passion for anything she’s doing and always gives everything her all! When you’re with Gözde, you can’t help but feel so excited about what she’s working on and she makes you want to be the best version of yourself. She has such a positive energy that radiates around her which makes you want to be in her company whenever you get a chance! She is also very loyal and honest and will always tell you how it is and how she’s feeling. Gözde also really loves water and she is at her happiest when she’s near the ocean or beachfront. When you’re with her, she is very encouraging and supportive and always knows how to pick you back up if you’re feeling down. Gözde is simply one of the most genuine woman you can have in your life and whoever has her heart is the luckiest person in the world!
You know who really loves fries? Gözde!
Gözde by Nuggets&fries November 22, 2021
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