An expression of onomonopeai just likeBang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.
Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
An adjective used to describe a man with large hairy genitals who has a fetish for having oral performed on him directly after anal sex. Also known as being a Bestic
I was totally having sex with this guy, when he started to get all fwompy on me.
It means everything and nothing, all of it and none of it. When you stumble over a word, a fwemph is what takes its place. Chuck Norris named his son Fwemph in honour of its awesomeness.
I was walking down the street and the dogwent fwemph.