Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.
A funvac is someone who can suck the good time out of any situation with their comments and/or actions,someone who can't take a joke.
You're hanging out with a few of your friends. Everyone is laughing and having a good time. You make one of your friends the butt of an innocent joke and everyone laughs. The target of the joke becomes annoyed and is now sitting there pouting and shooting off occasional nasty comments making it uncomfortable for everyone. You say "stop being such a funvac! It was just a joke...."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.