Fat Upper
Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is
recommended that you avoid any
sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.