FUVA 

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.

Her FUVA is so out of control.

FUVA by Monty April 28, 2004

Fuva 

Acronym: Fat Upper Vaginal Area. The fat the builds up around the lower tummy area.

I had to go to the gym to get rid of my fuva.

Fuva by Pierce Barney November 12, 2007

FUVA 

acronym for FUCK YOU VIRGINA

Girls here in Onancock, Va like dudes with boats,a landscaping company, and a coke habit. I just moved here and can't get laid. SO I'm toatally FUVA,i'm going to Maryland for some easier chicks

FUVA by instantkarmaVA October 14, 2008