somebody who is ultra cute. not cute in a gorgeous/hot way, just in a sweet way. when somebody does something that's really sweet or gives you a fuzzy feeling, you know that they are a cuternick.

"Ugh you're such a cuternick!" said the girl when when her best friend bought her Starbucks.

cuternick by elizaduardo March 24, 2013

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fuckernickel

1.) n. anything that is worth less than an actual nickel 2.) A ludicrous insult for ludicrous situations or people

The used car that I bought isn't worth a FUCKERNICKEL.

That guy is a real FUCKERNICKEL.

fuckernickel by R. Evans April 3, 2004

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futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.

"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"

futternucker by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005

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funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

funkernickel by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

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