fuckernickel 

1.) n. anything that is worth less than an actual nickel 2.) A ludicrous insult for ludicrous situations or people

The used car that I bought isn't worth a FUCKERNICKEL.

That guy is a real FUCKERNICKEL.

fuckernickel by R. Evans April 3, 2004

funkernickel 

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

funkernickel by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

funkernickle 

A person who smells funky, rarely showers, and is UGLY!

God damn! Look at that girl, Anna Robilotta! How funkernickle is she?

funkernickle by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003