futternucker 

one who fences using the penis as his sword.

"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"

futternucker by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005

futhermucker 

polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker

Futhermucking bon of a sitch!

futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003

futhermucker 

1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.

2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.

1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."

2) "...Futhermucker!"

futhermucker by Know It All March 30, 2004

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

fubernucker 

Its not a cuss i swear😂😂. Meant to make a person feel idiotic and confused as to what the hell u just said

"Shut the hell up you fubernucker!!!" Said Charles.

fubernucker by ChazIsSwag February 28, 2017

Futhermucker 

Instead of saying the real word (motherfucker) you say "futhermucker" it is a lot safer way of saying the real word especially around teachers and parents!

You futhermucker how dare you

You are such a futhermucker

Futhermucker by Shittyyyy shit shittt January 19, 2017

fubernucker 

Its not a cuss i sweat😂😂. Meant to make a person feel idiotic and confused as to what the hell u just said

"Shut the hell up you fubernucker!!!" Said Charles.

fubernucker by ChazIsSwag February 28, 2017