funkernickel 

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

funkernickel by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

fuckernickel 

1.) n. anything that is worth less than an actual nickel 2.) A ludicrous insult for ludicrous situations or people

The used car that I bought isn't worth a FUCKERNICKEL.

That guy is a real FUCKERNICKEL.

fuckernickel by R. Evans April 3, 2004

Fingernickel 

Verb meaning to steal one nickel from someone's pocket and then using that nickel to give someone a handjob.

Yo, J.F was so horny, I had to fingernickel a chick to beat him off.

Fingernickel by Sandrisa August 8, 2008

funkernickle 

A person who smells funky, rarely showers, and is UGLY!

God damn! Look at that girl, Anna Robilotta! How funkernickle is she?

funkernickle by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019