Clumps of fur and pet dander in the shape of a ball or nugget. Long hair cats have a tendency to shed more and therefore more fur tends to come off of their body.
Often stuck onto carpet or flooring, because of in-house traffic. It has to be sucked up with a vacuum hose or picked up with your own hands.
Sometimes a cat sheds so much fur, furnugs create carpet on top of the carpet or floor that is already there.
Kyle: Ewww. Look at all those furnugs on the carpet we could open up a carpet business!!
Patty: I know, my cat sheds a lot. The only problem with that is some people are allergic to cats.
Popular TikToker who everyone is jealous of because she is dating Mariano Castano (arguably the hottest guy on the app right now). She is also the CEO of clear skin and everyone always asks for her skincare routine but she never shares it because she wants us all to be ugly.
person 1: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s skin person 2: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s man
Verb. To be "Farruged". The unintentional (or occasionally intentional) act of being slowed down, held up, or screwed over by someone else's technical difficulties. Frequently the victim who has been "Farruged" will spend hours trying to resolve the issue, only to find out the person responsible for "Farruging" them (also known as the "Farruger") is no longer having the issues, and has returned their normal, uninterrupted work day.
"My work day started off normal, until I was Farruged by his emailproblems."
a furrogate is a pet that has been treated like a baby or child - it similar to a surrogate, but furry. sometime a furrogate can be replaced by real children when they arrive.
her dogs were her furrogates- well, at least until the baby came, when the former furrogates started peeing on her pillows to let her know they didn't take kindly to their demotion in status!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."