Popular TikToker who everyone is jealous of because she is dating Mariano Castano (arguably the hottest guy on the app right now). She is also the CEO of clear skin and everyone always asks for her skincare routine but she never shares it because she wants us all to be ugly.
person 1: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s skin person 2: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s man
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.