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Funshawe 

Funshawe is a college located in London ON, and is home to farm town kids from either OS or Chatham. They go to school twice a semester and typically all live on Thurman Cir. Dollar beers on Mondays and Wednesdays is usually where you'll find you all the Funshawe girls and Saturday nights are meant for full send street parties.
Boys, I'm heading down to Funshawe this week to pound some dollar beers and girls. Im staying at Chads, if yall boys want to come just pitch a few twisted.”
Funshawe by FunshaweCollege September 22, 2019
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Funshawe Shocker 

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.
As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!
Funshawe Shocker by Josh December 13, 2004

Fanshawe College 

A party school located in London, Ontario and is also referred to as FUNSHAWE. School is full of hot but dumb ass bitches and tons of blow. The guys in the school are complete fagots other than the ones that live in in merlin q building where all the big juice monkeys live. There also is a bunch of fake gangster niggas who completly are the bigest pussy's and claim they come from brooklyn. In general great school but the real party is on the fifth and fourth floors of Q building.
I fuked a bitch at Fanshawe college for bus fare and then i walked

Fanshawe College 

A sick school dedicated to constant partying. They care little for the actual schooling, but make the most of their time in school by having the time of their life. The school is infamous for its student housing located on flemming, as well as neighbouring streets which are conveniently right beside the school itself. The students have a tendency to get outrageously wasted and do stupid, but equally hilarious things on a constant weekly basis.
man, i had the craziest night on flemming beside Fanshawe College last night. I punched a hole in this guys wall and did a 30 second keg stand, then i found the sexiest bitch in the party and fucked the shit out of her
Fanshawe College by crizzler November 2, 2010

Fanshawe House 

1. An off campus house for the elite Fanshawe College students
2. The place to spend Halloween
3. The place to party
4. Home to the hottest girls in London, Ontario
5. Ran by the nicest landlord anyone has ever met
1. "Have you seen those two huge buildings on Third?"
"Yeah, only the best students live there!"
2. "Halloween was epic!"
"Yeah, I spent it at Fanshawe House. I've never been so
hammered!"
3. "I had the best time of my life partying at Fanshawe House..
too bad I can't remember any of it"
4. "Damn, those Fanshawe House girls are fucking hot!"
5. "Edith only yelled at me once today!"
"Was it in Russian?"
"I'm not sure, I can't understand anything that foreign bitch
says to me!"
Fanshawe House by DickSon6969 January 16, 2009

Fanshawe College 

Fanshawe Community College is located in London, Ontario and somehow survives in the shadow of the city's main educational institution, UWO (University of Western Ontario). Fanshawe students are infamous for partying on any day of the week, receiving numerous tickets relating to overwhelming noise complaints, public drunkenness, selling alcohol without a license, etc... and spending more money paying off fines than on their tuition. Many fanshawe college students feel they have a rivalry with UWO students due to the simple fact that they are in the same city, examples are the females believing they are better looking, and males believing they have bigger dick, etc. The odd fact that everyone forgets is that the majority kids who didn't get into UWO went to colleges such as Fanshawe. As well, the few students who aren't complete morons realize that to have a decent future they will need to attend classes at a university such as UWO. In conclusion, Fanshawe is full of sluts and dicks, (and the odd guy who has his head on straight) who need to chill.
Female Fanshawe College student: "That UWO bitch is so stuck up, she'll only sleep with one guy at a time!"

Male Fanshawe College Student: "DUDE! I'm so drunk! Let's go jump some western kid who looks like he might have a lot of money!"

Fanshawe College Student: "I didn't have the marks to get into UWO so I ended up going to Fanshawe F'in College."

Fanshawe 

A word used to describe someone who makes painfully obvious remarks.
You and Steve walk in the rain.
Steve: man it's wet out!
You: Thanks Fanshawe!
Fanshawe by Walesrocket February 28, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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