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the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

funky monkey dance 

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.
I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

funny dance on the floor 

when your brother sees something really good or colorful
Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor
funny dance on the floor by hurbruh February 3, 2021

funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids

A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?

<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.> 

<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>

Funny yellow cat dancing 

A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know
Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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