Funks you 

A combination of thank you and fuck you for when you don't know how to reply

Person: "you're hair looks nice but you're makeup looks weird"
Me:" uhm...funks you?"

Funks you by BB G April 25, 2015

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

Funk you 

the way to say fuck you when you have old churchy type ladies around

"funk you!"

Funk you by BillBo Bongins October 16, 2008

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

I fucks with you 

I mess with you heavy, I like you.

I fucks with you regardless of any situation!

I fucks with you by Trecie October 1, 2017

you fucks 

Derogatory term used to address a bunch of complete douchebags. Often used in times of extreme anger.

"You fucks! Get your sorry asses here or I'll make you wish you were never born!"

you fucks by bbqsawce November 3, 2013

fucks with you the long way 

a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual

"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".

fucks with you the long way by starofcaramel December 27, 2011