Funkmiester

A terrible, terrible word that causes people to cringe all around the world, especially when used by people as a username, followed by an initial. It is customary to rip the shit out of the offender as much as possible. Also, use of the phrase "shut up CJ" is encouraged.

People who tend to commit such acts are usually french and/or midgets.

That funkmiester should get the hell off of our internet.

by Shut up CJ September 9, 2009

Funkmaster General

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.

That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General

by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

funkmaster

The master of the FUNK!

Damn bra, James Brown be the funkmaster!

by The Original Jimmy James June 26, 2008

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.

Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.

by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

Funkmaster Flex

A big fat DJ that had his own show on Spike TV called "Ride With Funkmaster Flex." Known to always coin the phrase,
"HOLLA, YA HEARD!!!!"

"So buckle up I'm taking you for a ride. Holla Ya Heard!!"

by Shadowloo January 6, 2005

Funkmaster Flex

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv

Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening

by Afi K. James April 26, 2005

Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

by PRSman20 February 27, 2009