Funmeister

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The Funmeister (Funmeister.com), you work hard we play hard that's our job
no job too wonderful, overtimes a pleasure, and we're always clocked in
our job is joy, our pay your smile, let us share because we care

The Funmeister brings joy and love to those they meet.

Funmeister by The Funmeister November 1, 2020

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Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!

The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…

Funmaster by Wardswords November 25, 2021

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fapmeister

master of masturbation, fapmeister.

dude, you're the fapmeister bro!

fapmeister by fapmeister April 17, 2010

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Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.

Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.

Fuckmeister by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

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Foxmeister

A extremely outgoing person. Someone who has enough heart to make up for a less than "perfect" physical appearance. Falls under the personality traits of "cool" and/or "funny", usually both. Is the kind of person you feel good just to be around. Can appear sexy simply from personality. Usually a quality shock in the bedroom in a good way. Almost always has access to cool things such as sportbikes.

Nobody busts wheelies for blocks like the Foxmeister!

Fool you aint no Foxmeister with your cheatin ass!

How are you trying to be the Foxmeister in your beat ass hoopdie?!

Foxmeister by Guss November 14, 2005

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Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

Funkmeister by PRSman20 February 27, 2009

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fagmeister

1. The king of all fags.
2. A nick name fags call each other.

Hey whats up its Tymeister the fagmeister.

fagmeister by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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