Funkit
The lowest class of the human race, as displayed by all the citizens of Funkit-ville. Usually dwell in a trashcan, and their vocabulary consists of their names, usually followed by a word that rhymes with said name repeatedly. Example: A Funkit named Paul would only say "Paul. Paul Wall". These creatures are said to cry and sob in agony for no apparent reason. They also float, stick to things, go after higher class people, and feed on human remains.
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