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The lowest class of the human race, as displayed by all the citizens of Funkit-ville. Usually dwell in a trashcan, and their vocabulary consists of their names, usually followed by a word that rhymes with said name repeatedly. Example: A Funkit named Paul would only say "Paul. Paul Wall". These creatures are said to cry and sob in agony for no apparent reason. They also float, stick to things, go after higher class people, and feed on human remains.
Pheeeebe *sobs* Phoebe foofannyyy. A-hhhoooooo, hooooo, hoooooooo. Pheeeeeeeeeeeebe! -Funkit.
Funkit by KO Queen June 29, 2011
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fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Friday Night Funkin 

the game is pretty good but the fandom fucking sucks ass
Person 1: "Friday Night Funkin is SO GOOD BFxPICO IS CANON UWU bf likes to be fucked in the ass!!"
Person 2: "wtf"
Friday Night Funkin by vladebil April 8, 2021

Friday Night Funkin 

A game where a midget who is vocally impaired gets into rap battles for a literal demon to love him.
Man 1: Do you like Friday Night Funkin?
Man 2: Dude you're about to be executed and those are your last words?

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.
Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

fuckity fucking fuck 

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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