Fungument

1.) A rather... Constructive argument. Usually consists of the parties involved arguing why their opponent is correct (not a particularly effective way to filibuster a bill in congress).

2.)Any fungal condition.

"Oh my goodness, Bryan is so effective in the arts of the Fungument!"

"I have a fungument all over. I don't know what to do. I'm beginning to look like a tree."

by Bryan S. S. Pawlowski December 15, 2008

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

by a clikkie May 4, 2019

Fundamentalist

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

political fundamentalist

1) A person who exploits religion for political purposes. 2)A politician who uses religion solely as a means to further their political career.

Americas founding fathers feared that a political fundamentalist would someday come along who would use religion as a means to undermine democracy in an attempt to establish a theocracy in America.Prudently they established the doctrine that seperation of church and state must be upheld to preserve democracy.

by Pilate January 22, 2006