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fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.
- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."
fully loaded by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Fully Loaded

An ass full of cum.
Want to get fully loaded?
No.
Okay, woops.
Fully Loaded by Dancouver October 17, 2009

Fully Loaded Baked Potato 

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).
Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

The “fully loaded” Big Mac

You cum inside a hamburger and give it to a homeless man. You have aids.
I just gave him The “fully loaded” Big Mac special, he didn’t even notice.

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Vehicular film from the summer of 2005, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon, whom played the very manipulating, self obsessed arsehole Trip Murphy to Maggie Peyton, whom was the character played by Lohan, whom eventually got her way at the end with her Volkswagen Beetle, also known as Herbie!
Dude, you seen that movie Herbie: Fully Loaded?
Hell yeah, it was one that I always watched in my childhood!
Herbie: Fully Loaded by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020

full-loader

Getting stinkin' drunk or wasted and not holding back.
You should've come out last night. We pulled a full-loader and Colin picked up a couple tights.
full-loader by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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