A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.

Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign

Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009

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fukalawg

A slang used when yo dawg or cat declines to pay da billz.

"fukalawg thinks food grows on a tree."
"fukalawg tried to escape the bills, but got stuck."

fukalawg by fuckthembillz June 5, 2023

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commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

commissar Fuklaw by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

Fukinay !!!

For sure; indeed; I hear what you're saying.

The price of gas IS too high, fukinay !!!

Fukinay !!! by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

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