Fugglefuck

A large, hairy, male induvidual who has a very small penis and attempts to stick his shlong in soda machines. This person likes men and wants to get in their butts. They behave like retarded faggots.

John: Hey, did you see Mike stick his dick in that soda machine?
Geoff: Yea, he's such a fugglefuck.

by T.P. for my bunghole November 30, 2016

Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

Hugglefuck

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust

Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!

by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

Mugglefucker

What Malfoy shouts at the good guys at the end of "adult" version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Draco caught sight of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny staring at him, nodded curtly and shouted "what yo' mudblood asses doin' starin' at me mugglefuckers!"

by dyamantese July 17, 2009

fumblefuck

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

Mugglefucker

A person of less expertise, experience, knowledge, and understanding that causes great frustration to someone with greater knowledge, experience and expertise.

Brian is such a mugglefucker! He totally just screwed me over...I feel so mugglefucked by him!

by iosnerd July 27, 2017