fuddlefucked 

To fuck an entire group of clueless retards, while they still debate what to do next.

I came in the room and fuddlefucked everything. Whilst the group looked on in disarray.

German fuddlefick the emissions on my VW

fuddlefucked by Garage Slanger September 18, 2019

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Fuddlepucker 

1. Puddlefucker

2. The sound your waterbottle makes when you drink out of it.

3. The sound you make when you -CENSORED-

"Person A: -drinks from waterbottle-

Person B: Woah, stop it, you're making a fuddlepucker."

Fuddlepucker by Dashuu August 22, 2009

Fuddlepucker 

where incest and dating your children and your niece is your aunt but also your granddaughter and children are really mutant kangaroos and double groundings and huge MSN chats

are NORMAL.

A Fuddlepucker will slowly lose all of their sanity.

Fuddlepucker by Tari Kaleid Fuddlepucker August 23, 2009

Muddlefucked 

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

Muddlefucked by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

FiddleFucker 

An insult. Doesnt really mean much, though one can assume the person you accuse of being a fiddlefucker infact has sex with fiddles. The Troma movie Tromeo and Juliet made this word popular upon its release.

"Who, Jim? Yeah, that guy is a Fiddlefucker."

FiddleFucker by Lophius May 16, 2006

Fiddlefucked

When the pussy is played like a fiddle. It can be oral or with a dick... it's your choice

Johnny fiddlefucked me so hard last night.

Fiddlefucked by TheSupremeLeader December 1, 2016