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Fudge Finger 

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.
Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.
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fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

Finger Fudge 

The result of using cheap toilet paper for wiping and having your finger poke through the toilet paper jamming your finger into your anus.
Aw man, I shouldn't of used that toilet paper. My finger poked through it and I got some Finger Fudge.
Finger Fudge by MyRequiem July 5, 2009

finger of fudge 

An anal treat, where the finger is inserted into the anus and withdrawn.
David Furnish:hey baby fancy meat and two veg tonite?
elton:nah, a finger of fudge please.

not to be mistaken for;"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"
finger of fudge by kirsty November 19, 2003

Finger Fuck Fudge 

The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.
Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.

indiana fudge finder 

A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.
Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.

fudge fingering 

when a man or women inserts his or her finger/s in a females anus mistaking it for a vagina........resulting in shit covered fingers resembling fudge.
A certain blackrock college student famous for fudge fingering a certain holy child student in a drunken act of shame.
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