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Fuckworm 

"A mythical double dong ended beast that travels through the realm of the fuckhead's most wankered thoughts." - R.M

"Basically, its the sum of all fuck ups, the sum of all fears and the sums of all the years." - MG
"Why did you do that, you fucking Fuckworm!"

"I feel abolutely fuckwormed today."

"I hate that guy, he really fuckwormed me once."

Fuckworm by Sparky365 April 7, 2008
Words you can keep

fuckwork 

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"
fuckwork by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

fuckworthy 

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.
fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.
His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.
fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

Fuckworld 

Kind of like Westworld, but prison with all of the warped perspectives, overcrowding, mental illness and often preventable medical suffering that is inside these walled-in cities.
You have to see inside Fuckworld and work there for awhile to really understand what’s going on.
Fuckworld by Dr Bunnygirl July 15, 2019

fuckworthy 

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine
"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"
fuckworthy by technococcus December 20, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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