Fuckwarmer

Anyone who warms up your junk.

"Damn, Lisa is a really nice fuckwarmer!"

"Oh Melanie, you are such a great fuckwarmer!"

"When Katie grinds on my dick, she fuckwarms it up well!"

Fuckwarmer by YoCharlieMyMan March 24, 2013

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

Ohio facewarmer belt by 0la0la April 22, 2023

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.

1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.

A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.

fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008

Fucktardery

People who just do shit for shit's sake and really should know better

I know it's fucking shit and he's a fucktard. But you're way better than his lowly cunt fucktardery

Fucktardery by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

fuckware 

Fuckware is a program that is utterly crap,It could be a virus,Hack or any program that is bad.

forget it, this doesn't prevent people from downloading this fuckware.

fuckware by Jean Pierre Dalli November 12, 2006