fuckurd

Fucking-Turd, fucking fuck turd

You Fuckurd, You Fucking Turd

fuckurd by BradM May 12, 2007

HMCS. Fuckurd 

HMCS. Fuckuerd: The HMCS Fuckurd was a cargo steamer built by the Royal British Shipbuilding Company of London England. She was the thirteenth ship of the WWI fleet built and was launched in 1919. She is the sister ship of the Kinmountia.

Tragically, on April 20th, 1920, at 16:20 the Fuckurd collided with another ship, the "Spirit of Ireland"and "shattered as if a bottle of whiskey was smashed ." She sank in under a minute and took 69 of her seamen down with her.

Fuckuer' d the HMCS. Fuckurd

HMCS. Fuckurd by Harry M.F. Pirate October 1, 2016

fuckerdness 

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles

I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!

fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

fuckuddle 

Word meant to encompass the cycle of sexual activity and post-coital snuggling.

I spent the night and we fuckuddled; could this be love?

fuckuddle by jacandy December 5, 2010

fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

fuckuardo 

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

fuckuardo by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019