Groovy's definitions

Fuckuppet

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.

"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Fuppet

A person who is a a fucked up muppet. A dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to fuckuppet.

"Bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Flumpet

A lazy arsed Fuppet.

The fuppet was awfully flumpetty today, she couldnt get up off her lazy ass to change the television channel so she just flummptied around like a total fuppet.

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Peanuts

A small nut commonly sucked on, salty in taste, gets hard when hot and mushy when wet.

Suck my peanuts.

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Loubie Smooch

A special kind of kiss which involves rolling your partner over and kissing one of their bum cheeks then giving it a little playful bite. Guaranteed to suprise your partner!

"I gave her a lovely long loubie smooch"

by Groovy October 11, 2003