fuck-uppery
The act of fucking up
fuck-uppery by xodghtf October 22, 2009
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Shut The Fuck Uppercut
person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut
person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
Shut The Fuck Uppercut by Anthbroo December 29, 2012
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shut the fuck uppercut
"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"
shut the fuck uppercut by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009
Fuck-your-shit-upper
Fuck-your-shit-upper by CharlesJF July 26, 2011
Fuckupery
A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007
Fuckupper
Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014
Carnival of Fuckupery
A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
Carnival of Fuckupery by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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