fuck-uppery

The act of fucking up

You ruined everything - I really hope you'll make up for your fuck-uppery.

by xodghtf October 22, 2009

Shut The Fuck Uppercut

The act of uppercutting someone, while yelling shut the fuck up

person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut

person 2: OW! that must have hurt...

by Anthbroo December 29, 2012

shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

Fuck-your-shit-upper

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

Fuckupery

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

Fuckupper

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009