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Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.
Last night ended up being a fucktangle.
Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckbungler 

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.
I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.
fuckbungler by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Fucktangle 

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.
Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.
Fucktangle by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.
Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

fucktangle 

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.
What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.
fucktangle by Me first January 29, 2009

Fucktangle 

Fucktangle -

A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.
"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."
Fucktangle by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006