When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

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fuckalope

Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.

Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"

fuckalope by Cumpster March 19, 2008

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Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

Fuckalong Cassidy by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

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fuckslut

i. a slut who gets fucked a lot
ii. A term of endearment
ii. a particularly slutty slut who deserves to be fucked even more just because s/he is a slut

"My darling, you're such a wonderful little fuckslut. I'd like to chain you to my bed and fuck you whenever I want because you're my fuckslut."

"I love being your fuckslut."

fuckslut by de-anna December 25, 2007

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