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Fuckoften 

Fuckoften, defined as, fuck a slang word for sex, sex a word for love. As in making love.
Often, more frequently.

Fuckoften, fuckofften,
Enjoy life, lighten the fuck up people.

the lighter side of a negative intended fuck off defined as vulgar slang.
go away (used to angrily dismiss someone).
He said fuck off, I said fuckoften, we did, our relationship improved. Fuckofften. Just good advice .

At work he liked to fuckofften not going a lot done.
Fuckoften by 12:sass June 26, 2025
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fuckoffesque 

The kind of performances Viral Kilo comes up with after telling the world to fuck off.
Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.

Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)

He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo
fuckoffesque by reddit_dit_di_dude August 20, 2018

Fuckfence 

One of those fences you have sex with a hooker through.
Candlesniffing fuckfence, go climb a wall of dicks
Fuckfence by ButzLol January 26, 2011

fuckopenia

Failure to give a fuck.

From fuck en and -penia gr deficiency.
Last assignment gave me severe fuckopenia.

Fuckopenia is strong with this one.
fuckopenia by chinsky November 24, 2015

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

Fuckoffer 

Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults
The security guard was a real fuckoffer.

or

She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.

or

The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.
Fuckoffer by TJH420 April 20, 2006

fuckoffery 

Jeff has mastered the skill of fuckoffery quite well during his tour in the Navy.
fuckoffery by AT1 Jeff Jones March 9, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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