Fuckoffdie 

An easier way to say "Fuck off and die". Created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding fucktards (see "fuctard" in Urban Dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. The funtional difference being less syllables to pronounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned fucktards that require such a statement in the multitude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.

Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!

Repeated all over again every 15 min.

Fuckoffdie by OOV August 25, 2009

fuckoffism

The practice of reflexively disregarding and disparaging everyone and everything.

Her core belief that she was all alone could be traced back to an early experience of intergenerationally transmitted familial fuckoffism.

fuckoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Fuckoffistan 

fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.

alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to

related: suckcockistan

Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?

I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.

That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.

Fuckoffistan by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009

fuckoffee 

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

fuckoffee by monkey69 July 1, 2007

fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!

Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks

fuckoffneyland by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020

Fuckoffee 

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

Fuckoffee by Littletowner February 3, 2017

fuckoffingist 

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

fuckoffingist by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007