Fucknundrum
Fucknundrum by SLUDGEBUNNY February 16, 2013
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funundrum
A conflict resulting from too many fun events scheduled at the same time, leaving a person at odds over what to choose.
Being invited to Tony's 21st birthday party that was scheduled the same night John had tickets to see his favorite band left him with a real funundrum.
funundrum by Eric Cavanaugh April 2, 2010
fucundrum
a riddle whose answer is or involves an unexpected twist or a logical postulation that provides nothing but an incredulous problem that evokes strong emotion
fuckonundrum
Derived from the root word conundrum
1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.
2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.
1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.
2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.
Commander: "She's sustained serious damage to her starboard aft. Our men are working fast to secure her steadfast, but she's taking on 20 tons of water every second. At this point chances are slim that we can reclaim her to watertight, Captain, and if we go another 3 minutes without sealing the watertight bulkheads she'll be listing heavy to starboard, severely limiting our maneuverability. If we don't seal her soon, Captain, our enemy will overtake us."
Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"
Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."
Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"
Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."
Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"
Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."
Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"
Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"
Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."
Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"
Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."
Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"
Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."
Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"
fuckonundrum by DallyinAround September 10, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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