Fucknundrum

A conundrum of fuckery

This day has just been one giant fucknundrum. I need a beer.

by SLUDGEBUNNY February 16, 2013

funundrum

Funundrum -an amusing or entertaining quandary.

You can always depend upon Kari and Dave to put the funundrum in any situation.

by Kbrown555 September 4, 2016

funundrum

A conflict resulting from too many fun events scheduled at the same time, leaving a person at odds over what to choose.

Being invited to Tony's 21st birthday party that was scheduled the same night John had tickets to see his favorite band left him with a real funundrum.

by Eric Cavanaugh April 2, 2010

funundrum

A situation with too many fun choices

Should we go to the beach, the pool, or just stay home and have sex? It's quite the funundrum...

by chybagus August 18, 2010

fucundrum

a riddle whose answer is or involves an unexpected twist or a logical postulation that provides nothing but an incredulous problem that evokes strong emotion

If I marry him, my family will be thrilled but I will be miserable but if I don't I will still be miserable because he is still part of the family. What a fucundrum!

by solco June 10, 2010

fuckonundrum

Derived from the root word conundrum

1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.

2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.

Commander: "She's sustained serious damage to her starboard aft. Our men are working fast to secure her steadfast, but she's taking on 20 tons of water every second. At this point chances are slim that we can reclaim her to watertight, Captain, and if we go another 3 minutes without sealing the watertight bulkheads she'll be listing heavy to starboard, severely limiting our maneuverability. If we don't seal her soon, Captain, our enemy will overtake us."

Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"

Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."

Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"

Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."

Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"

Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."

Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"

by DallyinAround September 10, 2011