fucundrum

a riddle whose answer is or involves an unexpected twist or a logical postulation that provides nothing but an incredulous problem that evokes strong emotion

If I marry him, my family will be thrilled but I will be miserable but if I don't I will still be miserable because he is still part of the family. What a fucundrum!

fucundrum by solco June 10, 2010

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Fucknundrum

A conundrum of fuckery

This day has just been one giant fucknundrum. I need a beer.

Fucknundrum by SLUDGEBUNNY February 16, 2013

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funundrum

Funundrum -an amusing or entertaining quandary.

You can always depend upon Kari and Dave to put the funundrum in any situation.

funundrum by Kbrown555 September 4, 2016

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funundrum

A conflict resulting from too many fun events scheduled at the same time, leaving a person at odds over what to choose.

Being invited to Tony's 21st birthday party that was scheduled the same night John had tickets to see his favorite band left him with a real funundrum.

funundrum by Eric Cavanaugh April 2, 2010

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funundrum

A situation with too many fun choices

Should we go to the beach, the pool, or just stay home and have sex? It's quite the funundrum...

funundrum by chybagus August 18, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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