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Fucking Clown Shoes 

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To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

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Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

fucking clown shoes 

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
fucking clown shoes by Woolly January 25, 2005

fucking clown shoes 

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.
fucking clown shoes by elvis February 20, 2005

fucking clown shoes 

Laughable. Not to be taken seriously. Immediately disposable.
Without Reid Genauer and Jon Trafton, Strangefolk is fucking clown shoes.
fucking clown shoes by portland January 25, 2006

fucking clown shoes 

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
fucking clown shoes by morgangills November 12, 2004

Fucking Clown Shoes 

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...
Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!
Fucking Clown Shoes by DJ Sio January 15, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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