Clone-fucking 

the act of cloning oneself to have sweaty jungle sex with it, and to wake up in the morning, with neither persons able to remember who is the clone and who is the original.

I caught Stratafyre clone-fucking again. all 6 of them are grounded for a week!

Clone-fucking by Chop-Logik July 7, 2003

Fucking close to water 

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

Fucking close to water by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

This fucking close 

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

This fucking close by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021